I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We just shotgunned beers for America
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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