i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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