It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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