i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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