I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
