Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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