i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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