How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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