when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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