The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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