He told me they were just razor bumps!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i've created a new STD.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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