her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
