They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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