so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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