So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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