I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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