he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
