yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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