Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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