You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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