I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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