dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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