I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I believe in your delicious
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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