I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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