in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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