normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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