White coat. Heels.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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