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(240): View more from Maryland

Dual....:-)

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(281): View more from Texas

I just know... :) goodntight

(1-281): View more from Texas

Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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(913): View more from Kansas

farters have to be the big spoon...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk

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(402): View more from Nebraska

There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.

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(256): View more from Alabama

All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...

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I hate you.

(604): View more from British Columbia

You LOVE me.

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