I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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