We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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