You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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