i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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