Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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