You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think my fart just growled at me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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