did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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