Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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