We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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