So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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