so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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