k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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