I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I could fuck to npr.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Randomize
