i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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