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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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