i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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