This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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