Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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