i don't like sucking hair
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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