Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
birth control should be required to get into college
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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