My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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