We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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