I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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