i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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